Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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