He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Do you still have your period?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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