lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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