Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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