Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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