we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Randomize