Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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