Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Are we still banned from the library?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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