I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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