dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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