So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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