And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he was CRYING into my vagina
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.