Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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