if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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