I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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