Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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