everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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