I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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