Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
