Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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