Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
she pinky promised me she was 18
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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