Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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