You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize