I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I have peed in a lot of sinks
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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