Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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