scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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