Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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