No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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