I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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