tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Acid is not a monday night drug
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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