Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
