Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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