Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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