My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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