I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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