Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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