I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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