just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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