Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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