She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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