the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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