I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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