I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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