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last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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