we made out on top of his cat.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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