and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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