It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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