what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I am spending my child support on dildos
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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