It's like God shit irony all over that family
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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