what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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