Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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