no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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