Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
