I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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