I think I won the penis lottery.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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