Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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